Ahoy, mateys! Step aboard into {Captain Morgan's,the grog den of| where the rum flows like a copyright's wrath. {Indulge in|Savor |a selection o'pirate provisions while ye drain yer potent elixir. With a boisterous bard, ye'll be dancin' and singin' like {a drunken pirate|a proper sea dog! Let the good times flow as ye find yerself. Avast! Sail